Who could forget the 2nd woman in U.S. history to give birth to a full set of octuplets? Nadya “Octomom” Suleman is a reality TV & porn star that gained fame from the small army of 14 kids she has given birth to.
Well brace yourself for a fireball of a shocker – she’s got money problems.
“Really?!! A woman who spends a lot after becoming a D-list celeb? How could this be?”
I know. I was astonished too.
It poses the question: what does this woman, with a uterus more rapid than an automatic rifle, think will solve her financial troubles? Selling her ass online of course!
In this full story: “Bid For A Date With Octomom”, it’s revealed she has a total estimated debt in the seven-figures.
So if you’re set on becoming the King of Desperation, you too can enjoy this high-traffic vagina. She claims to be worth $150,000 for a “date” (if you wanna call it that, LOL) but bids conveniently start at $500 via WhatsYourPrice.com, a site where members can buy dates from each other – the eBay for hookers.
And to anyone who begs me to babysit the 14 mini-cock-blockers while you give her the first natural insemination in hopes of making it 15, I have baked you a delicious fuck-off-flavored cake.
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